Ima Computer

Mr. Jankins is Messin' Withchu

That Name's 1337 Dude

A pretty good Ventrilo harassment.  The whistles go Whooo whoooo! (NSFW)

Pork Chop Sandwichs!!!!

A GI Joe saves some kids and wants some Pork Chop Sandwichs!!! (NSFW)

I Can Has Force!!!!

Holy Crap! A site dedicated to Star Wars humor!  So freakin' awesome!

via ICANHASFORCE

Washing Your Car In The Rain...Fail!

GI Joe PSA's Redubbed

ROFL!!  Im sure these GI Joe videos have been around for a while but I just stumbled on to them a couple days ago and can't get enough of them.


Porkchop Sandwiches!!! You'll have to wait for that one! LOLOL

"It's Santa! Hey, Santa!"

Moar Political Pictures at Pundit Kitchen

Here's to FAIL

She can Sure Dance

And FAIL!

Iz 5 o Clock Somewherez

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It's a LION!!!!!

Thiller + Bollywood * Buffalax = Girly Man!

Fail at Common Knowledge

Back From My Thanksgiving Break

Sorry to not have posted anything in the past few days, I kinda took a Thanksgiving break.   Anyway heres a LOLcat to hold you over till the next post which I promise well be soon.

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade got Rick Roll'd!

Holy Crap!! ROFL man, this internet meme just got way to real.  I seriously started laughing so hard this morning when the song came on. HAHA Man, when Cheese ended it with "I like rick rolling", too funny. It's to bad that 90% of the country didn't know that they just got RICK ROLL'D!


Greatest float/act ever, I'll be surprised if anyone ever tops this.

Home Shopping Fail

This dude has some serious problems when it comes to identifying animals. Well it is Home Shopping TV which is probably all scripted so someone probably played a prank on him or something.

ROFLMAO

Moar Silent Library

Have a laugh in the library, oh wait, YOU CAN'T is a SILENT LIBRARY.  ROFL.

Anyway enjoy the video.

Redneck Shopping

I hate getting all dressed up to go to Wal Mart, don't you?

College Education FAIL

I'm going to assume that the goal of the article was to write something horrible and full of grammatical errors.  I guess she wanted to let you know that you akshuly need a college education, assuming your a guy, so that you can marry her so that she doesn't have to work at all or get that college education. 

Oh man if this is real then that girl FAILs at life.  What do YOU think!  Real, fake, April Fools Article?

via worthalaugh

The Ultimate Thing to Do at the Dinner Table

Ok so while you're having Thanksgiving dinner in a couple days gather up some food stuffs and have some like this guy.  The King of Food tricks is at again! ROFL

I'm Pretty Sure Woz Never Gets Off His Segway

He's taking a freekin piss on his Segway.  ROFL.  I'm not sure how unstable that is but I'm sure Woz can handle it since he's a Segway Master.

Oh except when he's on The Price is Right hanging with Bob Barker.

 

via Gizmodo

If You Laugh You're Gonna Get Whipped

If you laugh in this Japanese game show then you're going to get hit in the butt with a cricket bat.  Well not really a cricket bat but more like a foam baseball bat.  That still has to hurt no matter what you're getting hit with.

This is the first video that someone has sent me! So that's good in all but I want more reader involvement! Comment, leave feedback, etc, do what you gotta do to get it done.

A Chain Email That's Akshuly Funny

I got the following from one of those chain emails.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges
were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
 _____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
 ____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
 ________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
 _____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Would you like to rephrase that?
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
 ______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
 ____________________________________________
 ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
 WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
 ______________________________________
And the best for last:
 ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a  pulse?
 WITNESS: No.
 ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
 WITNESS: No.
 ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
 WITNESS: No.
 ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
 WITNESS: No.
 ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
 WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
 ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
 WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Its Almost Thanksgiving

So how are you going to get your turkey this year?  Buy it at the store, shoot one in the woods or perhaps do what this guy is going to do.  Those turkeys are in for a surprise! 

But PLEASE don't be this woman

It was just before Thanksgiving in Walmart and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'

via here

More Thanksgiving and related humor in the coming days.

Transition to DTV in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....

FAIL!  We all know that we have to have our digital converter boxes or cable/statelite by Febuary 17, 2009 or else we will be stuck without our precious TV until such conditions are met.  Hope the Gov't has a back up plan if the transition goes down like this crash. 

via Gizmodo

Darth Vader vs Japanese Police

Darth Vader should be able to handle any old police force right? Well think again! ROFL


Darth Vader, I know you can take them. You just let them win for the sake of a funny video.

OVER 9000 LICKS!!

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?  OVER 9000! ROFL!

Dragon Ball Z!

Another Thing to Do at the Dinner Table

This dude is back with another funny dinner trick for you to do.  This time it involves lemons, so if you happen to have some lemons roasting with your turkey on Thanksgiving then pull one out and do it!

Sometimes at the Bus Stop

Sometimes the bus don't stop!  This is a hilarious song from Kel, ya know the guy from Good Burger, All That, etc.  It's a parody of James Brown basically.  Kel is still freeking funny.

Can I Have My Spider Back!?

Epic LULZ!! My buddy just sent this series of emails to me and it's seriously the funniest thing I've read in a while.  It's long so you'll have to click to READ it.  Make sure you read the whole thing because it gets better as you read more. 

Remember to Comment!

Epic Lulz at the Dinner Table

Sorry, no epic fail today, maybe I'll post one tomorrow. I just watched this video and couldn't help but post it. Everyone should try to do this with a straight face none the less around your Thanksgiving dinner table. Major Lulz will ensue.



Remember to comment!!

Can I Have Your Numba??

This is an amazingly funny MadTV sketch.  Watch it Now!

Can I have it, can I have it, Can I have your number?
via YouTube

And Now a Clip from Seth Comedy

...while you're waiting for the election results.

Every marriage has its arguments. Every marriage has its fights. But not every marriage has a situation like this. 

via YouTube

Innuendos in Rocko's Modern Life #3

This is the last video of innuendos in Rockos Modern Life that I know of.  If I find anymore with different ones than I'll be sure to post them.  I'll post the link to my other posts with videos #1 and #2 in case you haven't seen them.  IMO those ones are funnier than this one but its still good. 

via MySpace

Innuendos #1
Innuendos #2

Remember to comment folks!

Its Halloween! Let the Gathering of Free Candy Commence!

And now a post that's not related to Halloween.

Wednesday LOLcats

I haven't posted any LOLcats in a while so I'm going to whether you like it or not.


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Japanese Silent Library Game

This is THE funniest video on the face on this planet.  I'm not joking.  If you don't piss your pants watching this video, then YOU FAIL.  Here's a little run down of the video, you've got some Japanese dudes in a library, a slapping machine, wasabi rolls, a creepy old man and much much more.   Watch it already!
ROFLMAO!!

Darth Vader and Jabba the Hut Sing Chocolate Rain

Here are two good parodies of Tay Zonday's famous song "Chocolate Rain."   Chocolate Rain is probably the best song in the entire world hands down.  If you don't know what or haven't heard Chocolate Rain then you haven't lived a very exciting or interesting life.

Pikachu Jumps Off a Coffee Table

This video is pretty ammusing.  Pikachu basically goes crazy after he hears Pinky say "NARF".  Videos that make fun of Pokemon are always good.  lol.

A Halloween Fail

If you're still looking for a halloween costume then please don't go rummaging through your kids or your younger siblings clothes drawers. PLEASE!  I don't want to see another person dressed like this.  It's very disturbing.

Oh and don't dress up like clowns either it freaks kids out.

via buzznet

Rocko's Modern Life Innuendos #2

Here are some more of the innuendos from Rocko's Modern Life.

via MySpace

Remember to comment people.

Have Some Bacon With Your ROFLez

Bacon makes everything better, especially ROFLez. lul

DO A BARREL ROLL!

Moar barrel rolls!

Chimpanzee Rides Segway

This chimpanzee named Pan-kun, rides his Segway through this open field and crashes into the woods. Its pretty funny.



via Gizmodo

Innuendos in Rocko's Modern Life

I had no idea how many innuendos the writers of Rocko's Modern Life threw into the show.  Well I was little when this show was on so I most likely would not have gotten any of them and I didn't have cable so I couldn't watch it that often. Enjoy.



via MySpace

Ad Placement Fail

One Way to Ruin Your Wedding...

Is to get knocked into the conveniently placed pool behind you. HAHAHA sorry but this video is funny even though it probably totally ruined that Bride's day. A lot of people have been saying that this video is fake.  I could see it being staged and whatnot but I don't think that it was staged.


What do you guys think? Staged or not?

Funny Halloween Costumes 1

Here are some funny costumes that I found out on the internet.

via link ^^

via dailycostume ^^

Zombie Likes Turtles

With Halloween getting closer, I'm going to be posting things with Halloween themes. So like funny costumes, funny Halloween pranks, you get the picture.



Looks like this zombie likes more than just brains! LOL

Get Pitted.....So Pitted

This surfer is spitting some crazy philosophical crap about awesome waves but to fully understand his "philosophies" you most definitely have to be high like him.

Wat up Braahh!

This is What Happens When Pumpkins Drink

And this what happens when they go on a rampage!  AAAARRGGHHH

The Captain's Going Down with the Ship

I don't even know how this boat got to this steep of an angle.  Did it drop from a crane?  If it did why is there a dude on there.  My guess is that he was trying some James Bond crap and tried to jump the boat but he forgot that he had an extra couple thousand pounds of treasure in the front so it nose dived in to the ocean.   

Girl PWNED by an RC Car

So supposedly this girl's little bro owned her face with his rc car. ROFL talk about sweet revenge for something.

Tiny Trikes on MXC

Pro trike racers going head to head on the most intense race track in the world!

No, There is an Elephant in the Way

ROFL elephants.

It looks like we've got Miyamoto, Reggie Fils-Aime and Iwata of Nintendo and Stan Lee is in the back seat chilling too.  They must be dancing to some sup4r awesome J-Pop or celebrating the sucess of the Wii.  haha

Hello Kitty + Darth Vader =

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!  I don't know how any one in their right mind would walk around wearing this.

Taping a Baseball to a RPG Seemed like a Good Idea...

At the time.  A few nights ago, the Japanese TV show, NTV, confirmed what you think would happen with an experiment involving baseballs, a RPG and a tank, EPIC FAIL.  I highly doubt that there was any scientific grounds for carrying out such an insane experiment.  Any way its pretty funny no matter what way you look at it.


After deciding that taping a baseball to a rpg wasn't such a great idea.  They decided that stuffing it down the barrel of a tank was a much better idea.  It worked much better, shooting the baseball at around 203mph.




Via Gizmodo

Dude, Jerry, You Pooped Your Pants

This video is from the geniuses over at Derrick Comedy. These guys make the funnest videos ever!!


via derrick comedy

Fake ID Fail

This is ridiculous.  Who is dumb enough to make a fake ID with some else in the picture.  I guess these people are.  LUL.

Go to the ROFLez home page and check out the rest of the site if you haven't already.  Leave some comments too.  Thanks!

I Didn't Know Rednecks Played WoW??!

ROFLMAO!!! These rednecks took this vent harassment sooo well.  They couldn't figure out what was going on but they still thought it was mad funny!  They thought their conversation was getting all jumbled in the interwebs and bouncing off the moon.  Dang-o-Rang! That was a good ol' laugh!


HAHAHA

Handicapped Segway Riding in Medieval Times

I guess handicapped people still need those prime parking spaces when they ride their Segways in Medieval Times.  ROFL!

Her doctor said she should get more exercise so she took her baby for a walk...

ON HER SEGWAY!! LUL

Remember to leave comments folks!!

Poseidon Wearing a Pirate Hat Carrying a Suspicious Package

I found this funny site that posts quotes that were "overheard" by people.  They have a couple sites like Overheard in the Office and Overheard at the Beach just to give you an idea of what kind of quotes they have.
Here are some funny ones.

Worker #1: So, is everyone coming for break?
Worker #2: Not me, I have to stay and make pirate hats.
Worker #3: That's the worst excuse ever to avoid us.
Worker #2: Well, I cant have a drawer labeled "pirate hats" without pirate hats. That'd just be silly.

Little boy, standing in water: I CHALLENGE YOU, POSEIDON!

Cop: I won't issue you a summons if you can answer this question correctly... What's closer to New York, Italy or the moon? I'll give you a hint. You can see the moon.
Perp: Ummm... the moon!

Younger black man with suitcase: I just want you all to know that I am getting on the train with a suspicious package.
Older black man, not looking up from his newspaper: N%@#a, that is the stupidest thing you could have said.

I'll definitely be keeping my ears open for some funny "overheard" quotes!!  Remember to comment!!

Michael Phelps GIFs ROFL

These are some good animated GIFs Michael Phelps Primal Scream!






ITS Over 9000!!!!!!!

This is SPRATA!!!!!

IMA Firinn'' MAAHHH LazzooR!

Your Saturday Weather Report

It will be sunny in the upper 70s with a slight chance of thunder storms but a 100% chance of annoying cockroaches. 



Remember that comments are working after I fixed a bug that was unknown to me.

The First Fall Epic Fail

The season is changing, the trees are shedding their leaves, the air is getting a little chiller but ROFLez and syrup is staying same no matter what season it is.  It's always rofl season here, so if you hate change just stay here, laugh and have a grand ol' time!  

If you have a ROFL, LOL, LMAO, etc that you want to see on here, send it to me by clicking the link in the left hand side bar.  OH and if you guys think these are funny then you should comment them.  Let me know that you think!

Ventrilo Harassment - World of Warcraft Nerds

HEY DARALON! ROFL this vent harassment is pretty funny. The kid has a goofy voice and says retarded nerdy things. Everybody in these videos get so mad at the person annoying them but I think I would LOL hard, since I lol hard at every vent harassment video.

Human Bolwing LMAO!

Who the heck comes up with these games?! Why would anybody come up with a game where you get oiled up then do a slip and slide into a bunch of pins? Because its freeking funny!

Door Stuck! DOOR STUCK!

Counter Strike can have super funny moments when you are listening to what people are saying when they play. This is just some dude having fun in ESEA.

Epic Fail Caturday

No, no, no it's not what you are thinking.  It's just an Epic Fail and a LOLcat in the same post.  Imagine that, an Epic Fail and a LOLcat living in harmony in the same post.  And yes it is possible to do a triple back flip over a semi transforming into Optimus Prime.  I did it yesterday.

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