Poseidon Wearing a Pirate Hat Carrying a Suspicious Package

I found this funny site that posts quotes that were "overheard" by people.  They have a couple sites like Overheard in the Office and Overheard at the Beach just to give you an idea of what kind of quotes they have.
Here are some funny ones.

Worker #1: So, is everyone coming for break?
Worker #2: Not me, I have to stay and make pirate hats.
Worker #3: That's the worst excuse ever to avoid us.
Worker #2: Well, I cant have a drawer labeled "pirate hats" without pirate hats. That'd just be silly.

Little boy, standing in water: I CHALLENGE YOU, POSEIDON!

Cop: I won't issue you a summons if you can answer this question correctly... What's closer to New York, Italy or the moon? I'll give you a hint. You can see the moon.
Perp: Ummm... the moon!

Younger black man with suitcase: I just want you all to know that I am getting on the train with a suspicious package.
Older black man, not looking up from his newspaper: N%@#a, that is the stupidest thing you could have said.

I'll definitely be keeping my ears open for some funny "overheard" quotes!!  Remember to comment!!