Its Almost Thanksgiving

So how are you going to get your turkey this year?  Buy it at the store, shoot one in the woods or perhaps do what this guy is going to do.  Those turkeys are in for a surprise! 
But PLEASE don't be this woman
It was just before Thanksgiving in Walmart and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
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More Thanksgiving and related humor in the coming days.


Emily said...

Thanksgiving!! Yeah!!!!

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