Sorry to not have posted anything in the past few days, I kinda took a Thanksgiving break. Anyway heres a LOLcat to hold you over till the next post which I promise well be soon.
Holy Crap!! ROFL man, this internet meme just got way to real. I seriously started laughing so hard this morning when the song came on. HAHA Man, when Cheese ended it with "I like rick rolling", too funny. It's to bad that 90% of the country didn't know that they just got RICK ROLL'D!
Greatest float/act ever, I'll be surprised if anyone ever tops this.
Greatest float/act ever, I'll be surprised if anyone ever tops this.
This dude has some serious problems when it comes to identifying animals. Well it is Home Shopping TV which is probably all scripted so someone probably played a prank on him or something.
ROFLMAO
ROFLMAO
I'm going to assume that the goal of the article was to write something horrible and full of grammatical errors. I guess she wanted to let you know that you akshuly need a college education, assuming your a guy, so that you can marry her so that she doesn't have to work at all or get that college education.
Oh man if this is real then that girl FAILs at life. What do YOU think! Real, fake, April Fools Article?
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Ok so while you're having Thanksgiving dinner in a couple days gather up some food stuffs and have some like this guy. The King of Food tricks is at again! ROFL
He's taking a freekin piss on his Segway. ROFL. I'm not sure how unstable that is but I'm sure Woz can handle it since he's a Segway Master.
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Oh except when he's on The Price is Right hanging with Bob Barker.
If you laugh in this Japanese game show then you're going to get hit in the butt with a cricket bat. Well not really a cricket bat but more like a foam baseball bat. That still has to hurt no matter what you're getting hit with.
This is the first video that someone has sent me! So that's good in all but I want more reader involvement! Comment, leave feedback, etc, do what you gotta do to get it done.
This is the first video that someone has sent me! So that's good in all but I want more reader involvement! Comment, leave feedback, etc, do what you gotta do to get it done.
I got the following from one of those chain emails.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges
were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Would you like to rephrase that?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things
people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published
by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges
were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.
________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different
attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Would you like to rephrase that?
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
So how are you going to get your turkey this year? Buy it at the store, shoot one in the woods or perhaps do what this guy is going to do. Those turkeys are in for a surprise!
But PLEASE don't be this woman
More Thanksgiving and related humor in the coming days.
It was just before Thanksgiving in Walmart and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.via here
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.'
More Thanksgiving and related humor in the coming days.
FAIL! We all know that we have to have our digital converter boxes or cable/statelite by Febuary 17, 2009 or else we will be stuck without our precious TV until such conditions are met. Hope the Gov't has a back up plan if the transition goes down like this crash.
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via Gizmodo
Darth Vader should be able to handle any old police force right? Well think again! ROFL
Darth Vader, I know you can take them. You just let them win for the sake of a funny video.
Darth Vader, I know you can take them. You just let them win for the sake of a funny video.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? OVER 9000! ROFL!
Dragon Ball Z!
Dragon Ball Z!
This dude is back with another funny dinner trick for you to do. This time it involves lemons, so if you happen to have some lemons roasting with your turkey on Thanksgiving then pull one out and do it!
Sometimes the bus don't stop! This is a hilarious song from Kel, ya know the guy from Good Burger, All That, etc. It's a parody of James Brown basically. Kel is still freeking funny.
Epic LULZ!! My buddy just sent this series of emails to me and it's seriously the funniest thing I've read in a while. It's long so you'll have to click to READ it. Make sure you read the whole thing because it gets better as you read more.
Remember to Comment!
Remember to Comment!
Sorry, no epic fail today, maybe I'll post one tomorrow. I just watched this video and couldn't help but post it. Everyone should try to do this with a straight face none the less around your Thanksgiving dinner table. Major Lulz will ensue.
Remember to comment!!
Remember to comment!!
This is an amazingly funny MadTV sketch. Watch it Now!
Can I have it, can I have it, Can I have your number?
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Can I have it, can I have it, Can I have your number?
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...while you're waiting for the election results.
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Every marriage has its arguments. Every marriage has its fights. But not every marriage has a situation like this.
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This is the last video of innuendos in Rockos Modern Life that I know of. If I find anymore with different ones than I'll be sure to post them. I'll post the link to my other posts with videos #1 and #2 in case you haven't seen them. IMO those ones are funnier than this one but its still good.
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Innuendos #1
Innuendos #2
Remember to comment folks!
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Innuendos #1
Innuendos #2
Remember to comment folks!
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